Sick Fuck of the Week

This past week was about Michael Jackson, Honduras' coup, more Michael Jackson, SC Gov. Sanford's affairs, more Michael Jackson, North Korea's raging priapism, more Michael Jackson, and a couple of minor stories--next to Michael everything looked minor this week.

So shooters, stranglers, stabbers, kidnappers and rapists got a bit of a break while the world mourned Michael and the media obsessed over what meds he was using.

Nevertheless, sick fucks did not fail to deliver and we do have one worthy of the Sick Fuck of the Week.

And the winner is........Candy Vigneri, the 44-year-old sick fuck in Maryland who flushed her newborn down a toilet three days ago.

Vigneri gave birth to a baby girl in a portable toilet and left her to rot in the foul waste tank.

After exiting the porta-potty in Long Wharf Park in Cambridge, she got a cigarette from a construction worker and sat to smoke it at a picnic table.

When a man went to use the toilet, she warned him: "Don't go in there, I just had a baby there."

The man called 911, and the baby was found unresponsive in the waste tank but was later in stable condition at the hospital.

Vigneri was arrested on charges of child abuse and reckless endangerment and is being held on a $50,000 bond, which seems outrageous to me as she meant to kill that baby and should be charged with manslaughter at the very least.

As I said when I posted this story, what she deserves--in my opinion--is to have her head flushed down one of those stinking toilets every day for who knows how long, until she nearly dies from inhaling, swallowing and choking on the vile excrement of a hundred construction workers.

Unfortunately, no picture of this sick fuck has been released.

"Sewer" by Canadian artist Kate Freuler, 1997

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OMG! Woman flushes her newborn in portable toilet

This one is looking pretty good to me for the Sick Fuck of the Week award coming up in a couple of days.

Unless someone microwaves a baby or impales one for a BBQ before then, this atrocity should be hard to top.

A 44-year-old sick fuck in Maryland gave birth in a portable toilet and dropped the newborn into the waste tank.

After exiting the portable toilet in Long Wharf Park in Cambridge, she got a cigarette from a construction worker and sat at a picnic table, police said according to a CNN report.

Um...wasn't there any, you know, blood...or a piece of plancenta hanging from something somewhere?

I would like to know what was going through her mind...if she has one.

As she sat smoking--and to think that her habit would've been what poisoned the baby had it not been flushed down a portable toilet--a man started heading toward the toilet warned him: "Don't go in there, I just had a baby there."

Here we go again: is she evil or insane?

The man called 911.

She returned to the toilet and retrieved the newborn from the foul liquid at the base of the tank. The baby girl was unresponsive and covered with a blue antibacterial chemical agent when emergency responders reached the scene, CNN reported.

How unbelievably disgusting.

Candy Vigneri told officers that she didn't know she was pregnant.

Ugh! Another killer playing dumb. (1) She did know, and (2) so what if she didn't? She knew she gave birth.

She was arrested on charges of child abuse and reckless endangerment and is being held on a $50,000 bond.

Child abuse? Reckless endangerment? She meant to kill that baby...

The baby reportedly is in stable condition, and Dorchester County social services will take care of her after she's released from the hospital.

Nothing--no jail time, no matter how long--could punish her enough.

What needs to be done, if you ask me, is stick her head inside an overflowing waste tank in a portable toilet from a construction site for hours, then dump her naked in a large waste tank full of the vile crap that comes out of these PTs and leave her there to be eaten alive by bacteria and, eventually, turn into waste matter.

Too harsh? I don't think so.

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New York newborn baby abandoned in shoebox

Nassau County police are searching for the person who left a newborn baby girl in a Timberland shoebox. (NY Daily News)

Sick fuck alert! though we'll have to wait for more details about the circumstances that led to the abandonment of this baby.

A newborn baby was found stuffed in a shoebox and dumped in the lobby of a New York apartment building, cops said Monday.

Jesus F. Christ

The girl was less than a day old when she was discovered by a man who heard a noise and peeked inside a Timberland work boots box around 9 p.m. Sunday in Hempstead, Long Island.

Is that all an abandoned baby can hope for in New York? A shoebox? It figures. Anywhere else (except Tokyo) and that baby would've been found in a much larger box, maybe even a big household appliance box, which would be a mansion real estate-wise.

"She appears to be in good health," Nassau County Police Detective Lt. Raymond Cote said according to a NY Daily News reporte. "No one knows what could have happened to the child had it not been found quickly."

Um...I think just about everyone has a pretty good idea.

The infant was described as light skinned, white or Hispanic, and was dressed in a striped one-piece outfit and another one yellow emblazoned with the word "bounce." She was wrapped in a blanket with elephants pictures on it and wearing a white hat. Detectives are hoping somebody will recognize the outfit the baby was wearing or the blanket.

The umbilical cord was still attached to the baby and was tied off with dental floss.

Police are hunting the mother, who will face child abandonment charges.

Will they be asking to see the teeth of suspects? I mean, she probably flossed, or someone in that household did...someone with Timberlake work boots...

Even though she dumped her daughter, the mom showed she cared about the infant by dressing her and leaving her in a spot where she would be found, police said.

"She must have been concerned about this child," said Timothy Jaccard, President of the Safe Haven Alliance. "[The baby] was left to be found. She was prepared properly."

He said the mother might not be aware that the law provides other choices. "You can bring a less-than-5-days-old child to firehouses or hospitals or police, with no questions and just walk away," he said.

A hospital spokeswoman says Baby Jane will have to spend a few more days in intensive care.

Poor baby. Luckily, she was found within an hour or so of being placed in that lobby...the ones found in dumpsters in the dead of winter aren't that lucky. Anyone capable of throwing a baby in the trash is either mentally ill or seriously fucked up, if you ask me.

Source: NY Daily News, NBC
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