Sick Fuck of the Week

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The time has arrived (and passed, as I usually post this on Sundays, sometimes Saturdays) for the Sick Fuck of the Week award, which some of you on the macabre side of things look forward to all week. Does it turn you on, you sick fuck? Ha! Just kidding.

As often happens, it's hard to choose the depravest of the depraved, but it has to be done.

The nominees are:

• The 56-year-old Michigan retard or prick, or most likely both, who had 262 dogs (262!)--mostly cute, defenseless, fragile Chihuahuas who couldn't bite his face off--in a two-story house, 150 of them dead and stuffed in freezers. (Story posted July 24)

• The couple in Dallas who kept three kids--a 5-year-old boy, 10-year-old boy and 11-year-old girl--locked in a motel bathroom for about a year, starving them nearly to death, and with the mother's 37-tear-old boyfriend sexually abusing the the girl. The couple also had a 1-year-old baby in the motel room, but this one was in a crib and fed unlike the others because the boyfriend is the father. The others are from the woman's previous relationships. (Story posted July 24)
  

• Three scumbags in Ohio, which is competing with Florida for the state with the highest sick fuck population, who watched as rats ate the toes of a 6-week-old infant in their trashed house. That's all we know, and that's enough. (Story posted July 24)

• A babysitter in Georgia who thought it would be a good idea to feed wine to a 9-month-old boy to the point of nearly killing him. The baby's blood alcohol level was four times the legal limit for an adult. Strangely, she didn't feed wine to the four other kids--aged 3 to 9--that she was babysitting that night, but chose the youngest and most vulnerable to get drunk. (Story posted July 24)

• A pediatrician in Houston who got off on sexually molesting little boys. Police described him as one of the worst pedophiles they have ever seen. (Story posted July 22)
  

The couple with the motel Holocaust would've won for sure if it were not for the sick fucks from the pits of hell that sat scratching their balls and picking their noses while rats feasted on the toes of a helpless tiny baby, eating all of the toes in one foot and already chewing on a second toe-buffet by the time she was rescued. I'm wondering how authorities found out what was going on in that house and why it took this long for someone to do something about it.

Congratulations to the three unidentified and un-photographed (unfortunately) sick, filthy, twisted, vile, degenerate, rat-hosting fucks from Ohio--winners of this week's Sick Fuck of the Week award.

Evil clown by Hans Petter Vassgard

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150 dogs found dead in freezers in Michigan house

An animal control officer gives water to dogs found living in squalor at a home in Dearborn. (Rashaun Rucker/Detroit Free Press)

This one definitely falls under several categories:

1. WTF?!
2. What a sick fuck!
3. Are you fucking kidding me?

...all of which are more than suitable for this blog.

Get a load of this.

Today Michigan police found about 150 dead dogs packed in freezers in the basement of a two-story brick house littered with feces and trash where 112 live dogs, mostly Chihuahuas, were rescued earlier this week.

That's 262 dogs total--all under the "care" of 56-year-old Kenneth Lang Jr., who apparently has been collecting dogs for three or four years.

When I think about the kind of treatment these dogs received for years...well, to be honest, I can't even imagine it, and I better not try.

"The house was in complete disarray, very cluttered...very filthy," said Dearborn Police Chief Ronald Haddad, who declined to comment on the breed of the dead dogs.

A criminal investigation is under way, Haddad said, noting that the case could be forwarded to prosecutors for possible animal-cruelty charges.

"Possible" animal-cruelty charges? I guess that's all he can say about it, but if this dog-collecting freak is not charged with something substantial, the prosecutor could possibly encounter an army of pissed off animal-loving activists possibly pissing in his gas tank.

One "possible" charge is aggravated animal cruelty, a felony that carries a four-year penalty.

Law enforcement officials search a home in Dearborn, Mich., where authorities said a man kept more than 90 dogs, mostly Chihuahuas. (David Runk/AP Photo)

On Thursday, 112 live dogs were removed from the home, and police believe a few more are hiding under the debris inside the house. Numerous large trash containers were taken to the property to deal with the piles of trash, according to a Detroit Free Press report.

The disturbing discovery was prompted by a call from a neighbor complaining that a foul smell was coming from Lang's home. Why did it take someone three or four years to make that call? Jesus F. ...

The one good news is that many people have come forward to adopt the dogs, so many that the Dearborn Animal Shelter today stopped accepting pet adoption applications, according to the Detroit Free Press report. The shelter is requesting donations of small kibble dog food, money and office supplies.

As to why this man had these many live and dead dogs in the house, Haddad said he had no idea. “I can’t answer why anyone would do anything what went on in that house,” he said.

I can't either...though if I had to guess, I'd say it's because we're dealing with a sick fuck. But that's just me.

Sources: Detroit Free Press
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Another Hollywood icon dies...a little one

This time it's a dog, but not just any dog.

The tan Chihuahua that rose to fame with her role in Taco Bell ads and the immediately catchy phrase, "¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!," has died at age 15.

Gidget, who starred in commercials for the Mexican fast-food chain from 1997 to 2000, suffered a massive stroke last night at her trainer's home in Southern California and had to be euthanized, according to several news reports.

Gidget also made it to the silver screen as Reese Witherspoon's side kick in the movie "Legally Blonde 2."

¡Adios, amiga!

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