Stew of News - spooning and scooping 'em for ya

Girl's refusal to be child bride inspires nation, from ABC News -- awesome story

Coroner: Michael Jackson autopsy results in two weeks, from USA Today -- more waiting...

Marines under investigation after autistic man allowed to enlist, from ABC News -- heads are going to roll...

Ten elderly climbers die on Japan mountains, from CBS News -- elderly climbers ... um ... oxymoron?

Bite me! Why we love vampires, from Newsweek -- entertaining

America's 10 best undervalued places to live, from US News & World Report -- interesting