Sick Fuck of the Week

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The time has arrived (and passed, as I usually post this on Sundays, sometimes Saturdays) for the Sick Fuck of the Week award, which some of you on the macabre side of things look forward to all week. Does it turn you on, you sick fuck? Ha! Just kidding.

As often happens, it's hard to choose the depravest of the depraved, but it has to be done.

The nominees are:

• The 56-year-old Michigan retard or prick, or most likely both, who had 262 dogs (262!)--mostly cute, defenseless, fragile Chihuahuas who couldn't bite his face off--in a two-story house, 150 of them dead and stuffed in freezers. (Story posted July 24)

• The couple in Dallas who kept three kids--a 5-year-old boy, 10-year-old boy and 11-year-old girl--locked in a motel bathroom for about a year, starving them nearly to death, and with the mother's 37-tear-old boyfriend sexually abusing the the girl. The couple also had a 1-year-old baby in the motel room, but this one was in a crib and fed unlike the others because the boyfriend is the father. The others are from the woman's previous relationships. (Story posted July 24)
  

• Three scumbags in Ohio, which is competing with Florida for the state with the highest sick fuck population, who watched as rats ate the toes of a 6-week-old infant in their trashed house. That's all we know, and that's enough. (Story posted July 24)

• A babysitter in Georgia who thought it would be a good idea to feed wine to a 9-month-old boy to the point of nearly killing him. The baby's blood alcohol level was four times the legal limit for an adult. Strangely, she didn't feed wine to the four other kids--aged 3 to 9--that she was babysitting that night, but chose the youngest and most vulnerable to get drunk. (Story posted July 24)

• A pediatrician in Houston who got off on sexually molesting little boys. Police described him as one of the worst pedophiles they have ever seen. (Story posted July 22)
  

The couple with the motel Holocaust would've won for sure if it were not for the sick fucks from the pits of hell that sat scratching their balls and picking their noses while rats feasted on the toes of a helpless tiny baby, eating all of the toes in one foot and already chewing on a second toe-buffet by the time she was rescued. I'm wondering how authorities found out what was going on in that house and why it took this long for someone to do something about it.

Congratulations to the three unidentified and un-photographed (unfortunately) sick, filthy, twisted, vile, degenerate, rat-hosting fucks from Ohio--winners of this week's Sick Fuck of the Week award.

Evil clown by Hans Petter Vassgard

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150 dogs found dead in freezers in Michigan house

An animal control officer gives water to dogs found living in squalor at a home in Dearborn. (Rashaun Rucker/Detroit Free Press)

This one definitely falls under several categories:

1. WTF?!
2. What a sick fuck!
3. Are you fucking kidding me?

...all of which are more than suitable for this blog.

Get a load of this.

Today Michigan police found about 150 dead dogs packed in freezers in the basement of a two-story brick house littered with feces and trash where 112 live dogs, mostly Chihuahuas, were rescued earlier this week.

That's 262 dogs total--all under the "care" of 56-year-old Kenneth Lang Jr., who apparently has been collecting dogs for three or four years.

When I think about the kind of treatment these dogs received for years...well, to be honest, I can't even imagine it, and I better not try.

"The house was in complete disarray, very cluttered...very filthy," said Dearborn Police Chief Ronald Haddad, who declined to comment on the breed of the dead dogs.

A criminal investigation is under way, Haddad said, noting that the case could be forwarded to prosecutors for possible animal-cruelty charges.

"Possible" animal-cruelty charges? I guess that's all he can say about it, but if this dog-collecting freak is not charged with something substantial, the prosecutor could possibly encounter an army of pissed off animal-loving activists possibly pissing in his gas tank.

One "possible" charge is aggravated animal cruelty, a felony that carries a four-year penalty.

Law enforcement officials search a home in Dearborn, Mich., where authorities said a man kept more than 90 dogs, mostly Chihuahuas. (David Runk/AP Photo)

On Thursday, 112 live dogs were removed from the home, and police believe a few more are hiding under the debris inside the house. Numerous large trash containers were taken to the property to deal with the piles of trash, according to a Detroit Free Press report.

The disturbing discovery was prompted by a call from a neighbor complaining that a foul smell was coming from Lang's home. Why did it take someone three or four years to make that call? Jesus F. ...

The one good news is that many people have come forward to adopt the dogs, so many that the Dearborn Animal Shelter today stopped accepting pet adoption applications, according to the Detroit Free Press report. The shelter is requesting donations of small kibble dog food, money and office supplies.

As to why this man had these many live and dead dogs in the house, Haddad said he had no idea. “I can’t answer why anyone would do anything what went on in that house,” he said.

I can't either...though if I had to guess, I'd say it's because we're dealing with a sick fuck. But that's just me.

Sources: Detroit Free Press
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Cheap fireman kills dogs, Rambo lady kills bambi

What's up with Ohio?

Our first two candidates for this week's Sick Fuck of the Week award are from that state. We have a dog-killing fireman from Columbus and a bambi-killing woman from Euclid.

I've always thought that violence, hostility, hatefulness can grow in stages--violence against things and property, violence against plants (yes, plants), violence against animals, violence against people, violence against humanity...

Therefore, I doubt this is the first violent act each of these two individuals has committed. The insensitivity, cruelty and brutality required to do what they did does not grow on someone overnight...even warts take longer to grow on you.

Cheap fireman not a lifesaver

David Santuomo was going on vacation and didn't want to or couldn't pay to board his two dogs, so he killed them.

He suspended mixed-breed dogs Sloopy and Skeeter from a pipe near the ceiling in his basement and fired 11 shots from a .22-caliber rifle, killing both dogs.

He then wrapped the carcasses in plastic and dumped them in a trash bin behind the firehouse were he works. So he's not only cheap and cruel, but also an idiot.

Well, what else was he supposed to do? Leave them with a friend or co-worker? Pay someone a few bucks a day to feed and walk them? Put them up for adoption? Call the Humane Society? Jeez...

A judge gave 43-year-old Santuomo a 90-day jail sentence to be served in 10-day increments (WTF?!) over the next two years after he pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of animal cruelty and one felony count of possession of a criminal tool during a hearing last week. The tool is a silencer he made by taping a 2-liter soda bottle to the end of the rifle.

Ninety days to be served in 10-day increments? Why? Why not serve the three months at once? What, would that be too harsh?

Santuomo also has to pay $4,500 in restitution, perform 200 hours of community service, stay away from companion animals for five years and write a letter of apology to be published in the local newspaper and the International Association of Firefighters magazine.

"This is pretty heinous," said Cheri Miller, spokeswoman for the Capital Area Humane Society, which carried out a search warrant in Santuomo's home. "There were reports that he was bragging about this," she said.

The Columbus Division of Fire has received more than 2,000 e-mails and calls from outraged people, said Battalion Chief , the department's spokesman.

"People are not very happy," said David Whiting, battalion chief of the Columbus Division of Fire. "We had people say they should do to him what he's done to the dogs. A lot of people want him fired. They don't want him coming into their house. They're worried about their animals; they're worried about their kids. They'd just as soon let their house burn down if he shows up."

Santuomo's attorney called the crime an isolated event "totally out of character" for his client. "It's the same old story. They couldn't care less about people and they love animals," the lawyer said. Ugh.

Yeah, right. This sick fuck's decision to shoot his dogs instead of finding a place for them to stay while he went on a cruise--an act he both planned and executed on his own--just kind of, you know, sort of materialized from thin air...just happened and could, like, you know, happen to anyone.

Bite me.

Bambi killer

Newborn Whitetail fawn

I suppose the following incident, too, demonstrates how anyone would react the same way under the circumstances.

Dorothy Richardson saw a fawn sitting in her flower bed in a bed of flowers, so she grabbed a shovel and beat it to death.

I mean, honestly, what else could she do in such a life-threatening situation?

The 75-year-old woman then stuffed the fawn's body in a cardboard box and put it out on trash day.

Richardson said she was defending herself (from a 25-pound fawn?), but it turns out she was defending her flower garden. She reportedly hit it once, and bambi screamed, so she hit it two more times. She also mean to leave the body at the end of the yard so that other deer would know better than to mess with her.

"I killed it--I killed it dead," she reportedly bragged to a neighbor, noting she had worked hard on her plants. "And I'd kill it again."

"That doesn't sound right," said a neighbor who called Richardson friendly and churchgoing. "That is just not like her."

What does churchgoing have to do with goodness and kindness these days? Not much, if you ask me.

Some, however, say the matter is getting out of hand.

"She's scared, she's 75, she made a horrible mistake, but it's gotten to the point where people are calling her and talking about killing her," said Clifford Johnson, another neighbor. Yikes!

"Everybody's very upset over this," said Euclid Animal Control officer Ann Mills, who requested the warrant. "This is my first for a beating like that--it makes you sick to your stomach, you know?"

Richardson faces charges on animal cruelty, which in Euclid is a first-degree misdemeanor punishable by up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine; however, because of her state charge of second-degree misdemeanor punishable by a maximum 90 days in jail and $750 fine might be considered.

Female deer leave their fawns in secluded spots while they forage for food. The fawns avoid being eaten by predators by remaining still until their mothers return. Young fawns are still nursing and do not eat flowers and other foliage, Division of Wildlife spokeswoman Jamey Graham said according to an AP report.

Call me sentimental, but I just can't imagine beating a beautiful and harmless fawn to death with a shovel; furthermore, I can't imagine doing it and be more than willing to do it again.

Say what you want about the deer getting in her garden. Did you ever stop to think that her garden got in the way of the deer?

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