Monday, July 27, 2009

Sick Fuck of the Week


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The time has arrived (and passed, as I usually post this on Sundays, sometimes Saturdays) for the Sick Fuck of the Week award, which some of you on the macabre side of things look forward to all week. Does it turn you on, you sick fuck? Ha! Just kidding.

As often happens, it's hard to choose the depravest of the depraved, but it has to be done.

The nominees are:
  • The 56-year-old Michigan retard or prick, or most likely both, who had 262 dogs (262!)--mostly cute, defenseless, fragile Chihuahuas who couldn't bite his face off--in a two-story house, 150 of them dead and stuffed in freezers. (Story posted July 24)
  • The couple in Dallas who kept three kids--a 5-year-old boy, 10-year-old boy and 11-year-old girl--locked in a motel bathroom for about a year, starving them nearly to death, and with the mother's 37-tear-old boyfriend sexually abusing the the girl. The couple also had a 1-year-old baby in the motel room, but this one was in a crib and fed unlike the others because the boyfriend is the father. The others are from the woman's previous relationships. (Story posted July 24)
  • Three scumbags in Ohio, which is competing with Florida for the state with the highest sick fuck population, who watched as rats ate the toes of a 6-week-old infant in their trashed house. That's all we know, and that's enough. (Story posted July 24)
  • A babysitter in Georgia who thought it would be a good idea to feed wine to a 9-month-old boy to the point of nearly killing him. The baby's blood alcohol level was four times the legal limit for an adult. Strangely, she didn't feed wine to the four other kids--aged 3 to 9--that she was babysitting that night, but chose the youngest and most vulnerable to get drunk. (Story posted July 24)
  • A pediatrician in Houston who got off on sexually molesting little boys. Police described him as one of the worst pedophiles they have ever seen. (Story posted July 22)

The couple with the motel Holocaust would've won for sure if it were not for the sick fucks from the pits of hell that sat scratching their balls and picking their noses while rats feasted on the toes of a helpless tiny baby, eating all of the toes in one foot and already chewing on a second toe-buffet by the time she was rescued. I'm wondering how authorities found out what was going on in that house and why it took this long for someone to do something about it.

Congratulations to the three unidentified and un-photographed (unfortunately) sick, filthy, twisted, vile, degenerate, rat-hosting fucks from Ohio--winners of this week's Sick Fuck of the Week award
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Evil clown by Hans Petter Vassgard

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