Men accused of cooking coke dealer's body

Well, my friends, Psycho Monday continues with yet more sick fucks, and it just seems to be getting sicker and sicker by the hour. If this keeps up, "sick fuck" won't even begin to describe what we'll be seeing by Friday.

Before I get into describing the latest atrocity, should I apologize for swearing so much today? It does feel a bit excessive, yet it's not like I can anticipate how many sick fucks will make an appearance on any given day--you know? Here's the thing: a sick fuck is a sick fuck. There's just no other way to say it.

So check this out: a high school football coach and another man killed a cocaine dealer in Massachusetts to avoid paying a debt, dismembered his body and cooked the remains at a concrete business.

WTF? LOL!

Is it "wrong" or "bad" of me to laugh? But what else can I do at this point? This is so crazy, I can't help but laugh out loud.

Daniel Bradley, 47, of Westwood, and Paul Moccia, 48, of Dedham, pleaded not guilty Monday in Wrentham District Court to murder charges in the death of Angel Antonio Ramirez, a construction worker from Guatemala who lived in Framingham, AP reported.

What's with the hams? Why are there so many hams in Massachusetts? There must be a reason.

Moccia met Ramirez near the concrete company in Walpole that Bradley co-owns and shot him in the back with a .357-caliber pistol, Norfolk Assistant D.A. Robert Nelson said according to the report.

Moccia owed Ramirez $70,000 from drug deals and decided to kill him instead of paying up, authorities said.

Well...that's one way to deal with debt.

Bradley then dismembered the man's remains and tried to get rid of the evidence, Nelson said.

And what did Bradley do with the so-called evidence?

"It was cooked," Nelson said.

Alrighty, then.

Prosecutors didn't say how they arrived at their theory, or how the body was cooked or disposed of, AP reported.

What? No details? We don't get to hear whether he was grilled, boiled or fried? Marinated in beer, Mountain Dew or wine?

Defense attorneys said their clients are innocent and noted prosecutors haven't produced a body.

LOL! Well, of course not! How are prosecutors claiming that the body was cooked--surely using some sort of innovative culinary method concocted by construction workers--to produce a body? Pieces? Yeah, maybe. Bones? Probably, but not necessarily.

The morbid chefs might have not only cooked the dude but eaten him too, perhaps even shared Happy Meals with co-workers at the construction site, served with their choice of BBQ, teriyaky or honey mustard sauce.

Or maybe they fed him to stray dogs, which are more than eager to take the bones where no one can find them.

Prosecutors believe forensic evidence from the concrete factory will support their case against the suspects, Nelson said as per the AP report. Investigators found blood spots inside the concrete business, called RJ Bradley Co., as well as on a pair of Bradley's boots at his Westwood home.

How do blood spots on concrete and boots translated to man stew?

Bradley is an assistant football coach at Xaverian Brothers High School, while Moccia is a longtime Mass Pike toll collector. Colin Durrant, a spokesman for the Executive Office of Transportation, said Monday that Moccia has been suspended without pay and a disciplinary hearing has been scheduled, AP reported.

The men were held without bail in Wrentham (another ham!) District Court. A pretrial hearing has been scheduled for July 7.

I wonder what they'll be fed in jail while awaiting that hearing...

Sources: The Associated Press, My Twisted Mind
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