Mother kills baby, eats body parts, blames devil

This July 18, 2009 photo released by Scott Buchholz shows Otty Sanchez with her son Scott Wesley Buchholz-Sanchez in San Antonio.

This one will be hard to top in our next Sick Fuck of the Week award.

"The devil made me do it," said a woman in San Antonio, Texas, who decapitated her 3 1/2-week-old baby and ate some of his body parts.

WTF!?!

When called to the house Sunday, police found Otty Sanchez sitting on her couch screaming: "I killed my baby! I want to die!" and saying that she was "hearing voices" and that she killed her son at the devil's request.

The dismembered body of Scott Wesley Buchholtz-Sanchez was found in a bedroom. His face was mutilated, three of his toes had been chewed off, his head severed and his brains ripped out, police said.

Jesus F. Xst!

She also stabbed herself twice, in the torso and neck as she attempted to slit her throat.

Police found a knife, sword and machete in the house.

The 33-year-old woman has been charged with capital murder and is being held on $1 million bail. She is in a hospital recovering from her stab wounds, which reportedly are not life-threatening.

Husband Scott Buchholz (left) said he wants to see her executed.

"She killed my son. She should burn in hell," he said.

The 33-year-old man said Sanchez had been hospitalized for postpartum depression a week before the attack but refused to take her medication.

It was around this time that Sanchez told him she was schizophrenic, according to Buchholz who happens to be schizophrenic himself and who takes a cocktail of meds to treat his condition. The two met six years ago while studying to be pharmacists assistants.

San Antonio Police Chief William McManus said the attack happened one week after the Buchholz moved out of the house.

The child's paternal grandmother, Kathleen Buchholtz, said the baby's parents had been talking about getting back together and that Sanchez showed no signs of emotional problems the previous night, ABC affiliate KSAT 12 reported.

However, Sanchez's aunt, Gloria Sanchez, reportedly said her niece had been "in and out" of a psychiatric ward and that the hospital called several months ago to see how she was doing.

The infant's aunt and two cousins, ages 5 and 7, were in the house at the time of the killing, but none of them were harmed, police reportedly said. (Did they see what this sick fuck do? If they did, they're not unharmed...if you ask me.)

McManus said Monday the attack was "too heinous" to fully discuss, noting the crime scene was so horrific officers were severely affected and may need counseling.

"There are a few officers who have had issues since that scene," McManus told reporters. "There were some unspeakable atrocities associated with this crime. You just don't sit it in this business that often."

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Heidi wasn't tortured on TV show--we were

Photo: No fucking comment

After many fake departures, Heidi and Spencer Pratt--a.k.a. Speidi--finally left the I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! reality TV show Monday night, this time not because the devil made them do it but because of illness.

Heidi left the Costa Rican jungle Saturday when she was hospitalized for a gastric ulcer after spending 14 hours in the "Lost Chamber," a room full of spiders to which the couple was sentenced as part of their punishment for quitting the show last week. At the hospital, Speidi decided to finally declare defeat in the competition, meaning their cast mates would not get to vote on whether or not the couple could stay.

The IQ-impaired pair left the show last week but later reconsidered, claiming the devil made them quit.

They did, too! Check out the June 4 story "The Devil Made Us Do It!"

They returned to the island with a new found faith in God, telling stories about vomiting out the devil's influence.

I swear to god I'm not making this up.

Speidi might be gone, but the couple will be represented by Heidi's sister, Holly Montag, who reportedly joins the cast Wednesday.

Meanwhile, as if news of vomiting the devil didn't generate enough publicity, Heidi's rep confirmed told US magazine Monday that she wasn't tortured on the set of the show.

Tortured? WTF?

"There have been many reports that surfaced over the weekend regarding Spencer and Heidi Pratt. Many of these reports are false and inaccurate, including any reports of 'torture' on the show," the rep said.

Well, I must be out of the loop cuz I didn't see anything about Heidi being tortured...but, then again, I normally pay not attention to the Pratts. I just couldn't resist the devil thing--it was impossible to ignore.

Apparently, it was Spencer's sister, Stephanie, who brought up the issue of torture on an update she posted on Twitter: "I'm really saddened to hear that NBC felt it was OK to punish Speidi [she, too, calls them Speidi!] so harshly and torture them as if they were criminals--that Heidi was...rushed to the hospital and has an IV in her arm after being locked in a dark room for 3 days with no food or water. Pls pray she will be OK."

From that to reports of torture is a leap. But things tend to leap in the jungle...

In any case, it would be difficult to come up with crazy shit like this without some sort of divine inspiration, so perhaps god was involved after all. I pray that the folks at Saturday Night Live will know what to do.

Sources: US magazine, Ledger-Enquirer.com, My Twisted Mind
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