Toast Update: Michael Jackson's doctors in a jam

Got toast? Yes we do!

On top of having juiced Michael Jackson with Milk of Amnesia hours before he died and being the last person to see him alive, it turns out that instead of calling 911, Dr. Conrad Murray called Michael's 12-year-old son into the room, at least that's what CNN is reporting.

Hmm...a malleable witness?

Only the doctor knows what happened between 9 a.m. and noon on June 25.

Murray allegedly found Michael with a weak pulse and "worked" on him for at least 30 minutes before asking someone to call 911. Then the paramedics reportedly worked on Michael some more, 42 minutes, trying to revive him because he wasn't breathing and had no pulse.

According to TMZ, the paramedics wanted to declare him dead, but Dr. Murray insisted on taking him to the hospital. Hmm...sounds to me like he wanted to shed some of the responsibility.

In the midst of what must have been total chaos, the doctor allegedly made a call to employees or associates in Houston and asked them to remove a couple of boxes from a storage unit there. Hmm...could those boxes contain evidence of wrongdoing in this case?

Then Dr. Scurry scurried away shortly after some of Michael's relatives arrived at the hospital and didn't reappear until a few days later, after he had found lawyers to represent him. He must've known he would be needing those lawyers...hmm.

And now it turns out Dr. Scurry has financial woes to the tune of about $435,000 in judgments and liens against him over the last two years, CNN reported citing court documents. Judgments...hmm.

No wonder he left his practice in May to take a $150,000 a month job as Michael Jackson's concierge doctor...though he probably would've taken the job anyway--few wouldn't.

Before working for Michael, Dr. Scurry spent most of his time working at clinics in Nevada and Texas after graduating from Meharry Medical College, a historically black school in Nashville, Tennessee, in 1989, CNN reported. The cardiologist spent his internship and residency years in California.

Meanwhile, another medic slowly roasting in the toaster is the creepy greasy Dr. Arnold Klein.

When addiction to prescription drugs stole the spotlight from the King of Pop, the first person I thought would be implicated is Michael's dermatologist of some 20-plus years.

A lot--a lot--happens in 20 years. There's just no way in hell--I don't care what anybody says--that Dr. Slime didn't (a) know what the pop star was up to and (b) didn't "help him out" with some prescriptions. No way. He's toast.

Today, Los Angeles County Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter visited the office of a Beverly Hills doctor with a subpoena looking for Michael's medical records in that office because--get this--the anesthetist there, David Fournier, was the one putting Michael under when Dr. Slime performed procedures on the pop star at this office.

Ouch!

And we know there are other doctors (at least a dozen, reportedly) who "worked with" with Michael and/or traveled with him in the past, and if they gave him propofol or Diprivan outside of a hospital setting, well, they too are toast.

This is going to be on heck of a toast feast, if you ask me.

Sources: TMZ, CNN
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